This past Sunday our minister used a few oxymorons to make a point in his sermon. Here are a few of them with my most favorite at the end.

Jumbo Shrimp.

Civil Litigation.

Fairly Accurate.

Negative Growth.

Nothing Much.

Pure Evil.

Short Sermons.

And my most favorite had to do with a bit of software many people know…

Microsoft Works.

There you go Lana, how ’bout that one?


  1. >Microsoft Works.That’s a good one.Here’s another one that I just thought of: Assistant SupervisorHave a great day!–Eric G.

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